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New Years Eve

Ahh tis’ that time of year again. Oh gosh its that time of year again. What do we do now? I’ll tell you one thing NOT to do. DO NOT go to Times Square or ANYWHERE NEAR Times Square tonight. It is a complete waste of time from my experience. As seen in the TV, the ball is HUGE! When you get close its not as spectacular…maybe because our TV is HD and our eyesight isn’t? Whoa! I think you all are better off watching Anderson Cooper on CNN tonight. Now that’s not endorsing CNN in anyway but that was the first name that came to mind :D

But if you are one to dare the cold at midnight waiting hours on end to see the ball, be my guest and head out there.

Oh and don’t forget that you have to wait a SECOND longer to see the ball drop, since this year is a second longer (omg).

Happy New Years Eve from Technorino dot com!

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2008: A Year that will be a Second Longer

Source: timeinc.net

Image Source: timeinc.net

2008 was a year of turmoil. From wallstreet being in the dumps to the mumbai terrorist attacks, almost nothing has gone properly. If this is the case, then why is this year going to be a second longer? Since the scientists have confirmed that it will be, lets think of things we can do in that extra second:

1. Breathe quickly knowing that you will never breathe 2008’s Air again

2. Burn one calorie by doing a jumping jack so you can get a head start in the 2009 weight loss frenzy

3. Look in the mirror and think to yourself…”Oh my gosh i’m 1 year and 1 second older”

4. Smile knowing that We will have a new president in less than a month

5. Use your brain for something productive that you can do in a second (no idea what, use your brains to think of that one)

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What is “A Question”

As some of you may have noticed, a lot of the past posts have started out with the title “A Question:” followed by a topic. This is a new thing that i have decided to start here at Technorino. It basically changes the way we do things here and shows different topics and different articles! Hope you enjoy it!

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Xbox 360: The RRoD (Red Rings of Death)

Technorino - 360 RRoD

Technorino - 360 RRoD

Dear Mr. technorino,

We are sorry to inform you that your Xbox 360 Pro has been experiencing horrible gameplay and now has the Red Rings of Death. Fortunately, you are not the only consumer with this problem as hundreds of thousands others have experienced the same problem. This shows how horrible the hardware that we use in the Xbox platforms are. We would like you to check our Support site and submit a repair request. That will allow you to get a refurbished Xbox that is completely different from your first 360 and does not guarantee that it will breakdown again. Thank you for your time as we know how much of your we have already wasted in this message.

Sincerely,
Xbox 360 RRoD Team (Microsoft)

The above is all a spoof of what i was thinking when my 360 crashed. One moment it was working and the next it was not even turning on fully. Unfortunately, i have to wait about 2 months to be able to play it again :(

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A Question: Photoshop Tricks

David Peters asked:

If you’re a Photoshop user with a working knowledge of the basics, you may well enjoy the Advanced Artistry Photoshop tutorials. With this intermediate level training package you can hone some very advanced Photoshop skills. Here is what you’ll learn.

The Introductory CD will tell you all about the course and the instructor, including some tips on how best to learn from the Photoshop tutorials. You’ll learn about the technical aspects of the presentation and its variations from Mac to PC.

The next of the Photoshop tutorial CDS is called Utilities. Machine basics are included in this lesson plan, as well as PS preference and essential shortcuts. You’ll learn navigation shortcuts, as well as those for imaging, tools, and workspace.

You’ll get a quick review of all the keystroke and Photoshop super shortcut techniques and help setting up your own workspace.

The next of the Photoshop tutorials tackles the subject of retouching. In this CD you’ll learn the professional retouching techniques, how to assess the Photoshop image, how to analyze the histogram, as well as the contrast, lighting and texture.

You learn how to do an analysis of the focus and to manage the contrast controls. You’ll learn the ins and outs of contrast levels, and the use of each level. You’ll learn to use curves, to enhance color and the advanced techniques to avoid saturation.

These Photoshop tutorials will also teach you to use the patch tool and the healing brush, and to burn and dodge demos without destruction. You’ll also master the technique of red eye reduction.

Advanced artistry tutorials in this Photoshop lesson package will also include a CD that teaches how to adjust for focus and the center of interest, how to sharpen the focus, how to enhance the field depth and how to fish or burn edges.

In the fine art toning CD you learn intermediate and advanced techniques of producing black and white photos from color originals, how to work with and create sepia tones, selenium tones, digital cyanotypes and maps with gradients.

Fine art photograph effects lessons include soft focusing, angelic and dramatic posing, high contrast and high keys and cross processing.

Including in this Photoshop tutorial is mastery of fine techniques for people’s skin, giving them the look of perfect skin, of radiant and dramatically glowing skin, advanced techniques in metal skin looks, infrared and translucent skin, and the use of maps for displacement.

Natural media and landscape techniques are taught in Photoshop advanced artistry tutorials as well.

Enhancing the skies and adding sky from other photos are techniques taught, as well as using the history and art history brushes, and burning and dodging without being destructive.

If you want to create a professional hand drawn look you can master that technique through Photoshop tutorials, and can also learn watercolor, logos, and vector illustration too. Hand tinting lessons are varied and include painting in a color mode and adjusting of layers.

Grid and Tech glows, TV scan lines, pixel drags, and edges and borders that are soft, painted, beveled or burned are all advanced artistry Photoshop tutorial lessons.

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