HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 from TECHNORINO DOT COM!

As a celebration i will be giving out 250 ENTRECARD CREDITS to FOUR random winners if you meet the following reqs!

1. Subscribe to my blog (look on the right for the feedburner thinga-ma-gij)

2. Post on your blog about Technorino Dot Com

3. Reply here

The winners will be chosen on January 21st, they day of inauguration of President-Elect Obama (ftw)

Ahh tis’ that time of year again. Oh gosh its that time of year again. What do we do now? I’ll tell you one thing NOT to do. DO NOT go to Times Square or ANYWHERE NEAR Times Square tonight. It is a complete waste of time from my experience. As seen in the TV, the ball is HUGE! When you get close its not as spectacular…maybe because our TV is HD and our eyesight isn’t? Whoa! I think you all are better off watching Anderson Cooper on CNN tonight. Now that’s not endorsing CNN in anyway but that was the first name that came to mind

But if you are one to dare the cold at midnight waiting hours on end to see the ball, be my guest and head out there.

Oh and don’t forget that you have to wait a SECOND longer to see the ball drop, since this year is a second longer (omg).

Happy New Years Eve from Technorino dot com!

Image Source: timeinc.net

2008 was a year of turmoil. From wallstreet being in the dumps to the mumbai terrorist attacks, almost nothing has gone properly. If this is the case, then why is this year going to be a second longer? Since the scientists have confirmed that it will be, lets think of things we can do in that extra second:

1. Breathe quickly knowing that you will never breathe 2008’s Air again

2. Burn one calorie by doing a jumping jack so you can get a head start in the 2009 weight loss frenzy

3. Look in the mirror and think to yourself…”Oh my gosh i’m 1 year and 1 second older”

4. Smile knowing that We will have a new president in less than a month

5. Use your brain for something productive that you can do in a second (no idea what, use your brains to think of that one)

As some of you may have noticed, a lot of the past posts have started out with the title “A Question:” followed by a topic. This is a new thing that i have decided to start here at Technorino. It basically changes the way we do things here and shows different topics and different articles! Hope you enjoy it!

Technorino - 360 RRoD

Dear Mr. technorino,

We are sorry to inform you that your Xbox 360 Pro has been experiencing horrible gameplay and now has the Red Rings of Death. Fortunately, you are not the only consumer with this problem as hundreds of thousands others have experienced the same problem. This shows how horrible the hardware that we use in the Xbox platforms are. We would like you to check our Support site and submit a repair request. That will allow you to get a refurbished Xbox that is completely different from your first 360 and does not guarantee that it will breakdown again. Thank you for your time as we know how much of your we have already wasted in this message.

Sincerely,
Xbox 360 RRoD Team (Microsoft)

The above is all a spoof of what i was thinking when my 360 crashed. One moment it was working and the next it was not even turning on fully. Unfortunately, i have to wait about 2 months to be able to play it again